Dirt Pudding Cups (With Oreo Crumbs and Gummy Worms)
Chocolate pudding, cream cheese, Cool Whip, crushed Oreos on top, and gummy worms climbing out of the "dirt" — this is the no-bake dessert that has been making kids unreasonably happy since the early 90s. Twenty minutes, no oven, maximum chaos energy. Serve these at any party and immediately become everyone's favorite person.
Cafeteria School Pizza (The Rectangle Kind)
Thick soft dough, sweet tomato sauce, and diced pepperoni baked into a rectangle in a 9x13 pan — this is the cafeteria school pizza you ate every Friday. No school lunch lady required. Serve it with homemade ranch (you know you dipped it), and try not to eat the whole pan.